Finally, after 4 years of 'Edward only left because he wanted to protect you, Bella!' and 'Back off, Jacob.', the fucking Twilight saga finally ends. The thing that pisses me off is that magazines are marking it as 'the end of an era'. Bitch, sit the fuck down.
The Harry Potter films were in for 10 years. That's a lot compared to Twishit. A lot of people are probably gonna be like, 'If you hate Twilight so much, why do you watch it?'. It's one of those things that you just wanna make fun of because it is just so fucking bad and you wanna see how bad it progresses from the first film to the last. I'm still suffering from Post Potter depression. Hell, I'm also suffering from Post Reichenbach Fall depression. But anyways, Harry Potter made a bigger impact on everyone's lives than Twilight. Harry Potter taught us all about friendship and to never give up. Twilight is about laying down on the ground after your vampire boyfriend dumps you for your own sake. Just.
And now, I am going to list all the things that are more depressing than the end of Twilight.
-The Doctor regenerating.
-Donna's farewell with the Doctor.
-Rory and Amy leaving the Doctor.
-Rose's farewell with the Doctor.
-Hell, everyone's farewell with the Doctor.
-Harry Potter.
-Seeing the Doctor sad.
-Rory waiting for Amy for 2000 years to make sure she's safe.
-Toph and Sokka not becoming canon.
-Sherlock faking his suicide to keep Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade and John safe.
Mostly everything is more depressing than the end of Twilight. Ugh, finally.
In other news, CHRISTMAS IS COMING A;OIFRJAP;OJFG [POGI.gfdsai;/o;rpASLDKDFNS;LK
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